Beauty and the beast

Hahaha. I love you Andy. I'm proud of the man you have become. I'm especially happy that you're a dad. Now we get to hear of all the things that your baby will do that makes you want to jump off a bridge.

In order to get along better with your baby here is something to always remember.

Toddler Property Laws

If I want it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If we are building something together, all of the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I think it's mine, it's mine.
If I give it to you, and change my mind later, it's mine.
Once it's mine it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what.